Links to Relevant Posts:
Palintology
Short Story About My Afternoon w/ SP
Haiku Originations
Censorship?
for connecting to the now
Sarah is our muse
Click “comments,” and submit reply
So easy! Who knew?
Sam Teigen’s Haikus
Experience talk
Palin in comparison
straight talk gone crooked
Big state Alaska
Takes a lot of area,
Big resume gap
Straight talk impulses
Executive branch gamble
Hardly country first
She came from nowhere
Veep and grandma in a week
Moose burgers for all!
Debate coming soon
Biden my time till I see
Palin to compare
We hope she goes a sailin’
Tuesday to Russia!
Well, I posted them.
Because I hate censorship.
But I will respond:
Savage! Barbaric!
Harsh on “retard kid?” That’s sick!
“Joe Sixpack,” that’s fine.
But, “hooker spy”
What the fuck is that about?
She isn’t either!
David Sa****e’s Haikus
Is it troubling Nascar Dad
and Joe Sixpack
Masterbate to you?
If I shotgunned her
and hung her hide on my wall
am I elitist?
From the snow they sent
a hooker spy with retard.
Eskimo power!
s000z’s Haikus
To Sarah:
Creationist freak!
Don’t take antibiotics
seriously, don’t!
Try to understand
“Theory of Evolution”
ain’t conjecture, babe.
Use the library
and I mean, sit there and read,
creationist freak!!
(I still love AK
Palin wont take that away
It’s such a big state)
To The New York Times:
Hate to defend her
but wardrobe budget attacks?
Biden has his ties!
Don Bassman’s Haikus
Against your allure,
in normal circumstances,
I have no defense.
Governor Palin Haiku #002
tipped canoe got tiled
old zachary was filled more
and what about abe?
Governor Palin Haiku #003
Metamorphasize
if the mantle of power
ever covers you
Governor Palin Haiku #004
Wonderful Haiku
the rough words conveniently
take a proper form
Governor Palin Haiku #005
echolailiaech
olailiaecholailia
What was that you said?
Governor Palin Haiku #006
one for me and you
one for my associates
one for the devil
Governor Palin Haiku #007
Nixons right-hand heirs -
environment pollution
taints what it touches
Governor Palin Haiku #008
Opportunity
wafts through our nations spirit
like a garden rose
Governor Palin Haiku #009a
just like an old hen
I lay one egg every day
Bok Bok cluck old hen
Governor Palin Haiku #009
come down Buck-a-roo
leaves of grass lay all around
many years have passed
Governor Palin Haiku #010
Marx stirred on the news
the continental divide
had split asunder
Governor Palin Haiku #011
The train to nowhere
sped past the station on time
her blue lights flashing
Governor Palin Haiku #012
the stag was wounded
blood trickled from his nostril
onto the white snow
Governor Palin Haiku #013
the dealer was sharp
the deck was stacked against me
the dice were loaded
Governor Palin Haiku #014
Can I have a loan?
Your personal profile sucks.
Sorry too risky.
Governor Palin Haiku #015
many leagues we traveled
our sleek ship followed the breeze
the wrong direction
Governor Palin Haiku #016
monopolist wire
connects through vital lifelines
back to the king’s house
Governor Palin Haiku #017
The magic forest
could not be found so I wept
in the gloomy shade
Governor Palin Haiku #018
John is my hero
Barack my lamp joe my sage
Sarah is my muse
Governor Palin Haiku #019
Foreign policy
without decency is like
Justice without teeth
Governor Palin Haiku #020
my fascination
exceeds my appalation
for reasons unknown
Governor Palin Haiku #021
What brilliant flower
will manufacture the seeds
of its destruction?
Governor Palin Haiku #022
The M4 chattered
Mother and daughter perished
in each others arms
Governor Palin Haiku #023
Wall Street gave 3 cheers
The defender was brought low
Let the good times roll
Governor Palin Haiku #024
The wild-eyed stallion
bucked and plunged maddened with fear
by the riders spurs
Governor Palin Haiku #025
Nobody could see
the force of chain reaction
would unleash a bomb
Governor Palin Haiku #026
my feeder is frail
the cows dine at the table
a circle of peace
Governor Palin Haiku #027
Gently the boat tossed
The Orca reconsidered
” - not now - bad PR”
Governor Palin Haiku #028
It’s Finality.
The whistle blows but no cheers
- must be a tie game.
Governor Palin Haiku #029
8 grey years gone by
its a stumble, not a fall
in the words of abe
Special Guest Haiku, by Jack Kerouac
Hitch hiked a thousand
miles and brought
You wine
Love that you had the same idea as my friends and I. From our own site:
vapid vacuous
you are a neurotoxin
now no more talking
(my friend erin’s - genius)
pit bull with lipstick
there’s a word for lady dogs
if the lipstick fits…
lo’ pregnant daughter
why don’t you put your gun down
practice what you preach
Thomas Huynh’s Haikus
Fundamentalist
Fine in church but not in state
Founding Fathers roll
Why drill baby drill
When you have God’s plan: Iraq
Pray for that Palin
Support earmarks then
Somehow Palin forgot that
“Thanks but no thanks,” riiight
Written collaboratively by, Kelly Cooney, Damona Resnick-Hoffman and Susanna Speier
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