J Holtham’s Politiku
One hundred days in
FOX News bellows from rafters
But history wins
Puppies, bank bailouts,
Handshakes, iPods, Specter flips,
Nothing breaks his stride
After eight dumb years,
One hundred days of smart is
Like a springtime morn
When I get worried about
The world, I think, “Obama,”
And it’s all okay.
Irene Cullen Gravina’s Politiku
When Obama won
The world held its breath–and now
Begins to exhale
Jason Rosenbaum’s Politiku
One hundred days in
President Obama is
In deep, but not down.
Arlen Spector Dem./
Veto-proof majority/
Obama pwns Reps!
Jerome Coopersmith’s Politiku
One hundred days crossed.
Now Rush, Sean, Dick, Bill, Annie -
Admit it, you lost!
Hollie Overton’s Politiku
No more Texas bull
Obama is stepping up
Gotta keep the faith
Money woes abound
Bailouts just keep on coming
Change is all we have
Ralph Dannheisser’s Politiku
A hundred days in,
Obama impresses with
his grasp of the job.
The Onion Headline
Black Man Given Country’s Worst Job
Seems to get more true
As time passes by.
Bush opened Pandoras Box
Obama shut it.
Now clean up the mess
Left by Florida’s ballots
with more than just hope.
Dan Keefe’s Politiku
they have a dog now
Dulled pen concedes to the sword
they like to garden
Karen Goldner’s Politiku
Not felt good in years
But Obama gives us
Adult in the room
A world in crisis
But somehow people have hope
It must be Barack.
Susanna Speier’s Politiku
Fly to Tokyo?
Seriously, the yen’s down!
Still can’t afford to
Logos wont fix this.
Will recovery dot gov?
Too early to tell
We bail their bonus.
A.I.G. is SO busted.
If they’re bust-a-ble…
Fed infuses more
One trillion is a large sum
Where does it come from?
Left handed batter
steps up to the plate. The pitch:
banks, pirates, swine flu…
The first hundred days
has flaws in its achievements
but no pants on fire
Elijah’s wine is
not yet in the arteries
brace for more job loss
Bitter herb recalls
when we were slaves in Egypt
chag sameach
Pete Orvetti’s* Inauguration Day Politikus
I swear solemnly
Word order doesn’t mean much
When you are The One
Hope, change, Yes We Can
Port-A-Potties everywhere
Change-Fest on the Mall
Nope, we didn’t go
Someday my sons will be mad
Crowds and change scare me
Yo Yo Oba-Ma
And the Queen of Soul
Wish I had her hat