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Memorial Day Politiku

Different sources make different claims regarding the origin of Memorial Day. Southern hymns, Union Generals and United States Presidents all claim to have officiated the holiday that my great-grandmother from Omaha used to insist on referring to as, “Decoration Day.” While I’m still not quite clear on whether “Decoration Day” was the predecessor to our contemporary “Memorial Day” or whether they both emerged simultaneously, post Civil War, the challenge of pinpointing an origin could easily keep a team of historians busy through Memorial Day 2010 at least.

Scrolling back through my personal associations with the holiday is considerably less daunting. I was born and raised a Beltway brat. This means that the memorials for honoring the people and events of the past were a routine fixture of my perpetual present. I was six years old when my parents first took me visit the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Arlington National Cemetery. Not only was it the first military ceremony I ever witnessed but it was the first time I ever saw real soldiers. The fact that they could stand so still and move so precisely, made the experience seem all the more supernatural. The clicks of the taps of the shoes of the round the clock guards was utterly miraculous.

Who was this soldier who remained “unknown?” No answers would satisfy me. The questions I bombarded my parents with were, in fact, almost exactly the same questions that I was recently bombarded with by eleven-year-old cousin, Max. “It’s many soldiers — not just one” I am now able to explain. “They’re from different wars and could belong to any family that lost someone.” Through the process of trying to explain I am reminded of the impossibility of defining, quantifying or comprehending a loss of this magnitude and this loss that will continue to remain.

Frankie Clogston’s Politku

All over the Mall.
Memorial City, this.
Crowded memories.

Don Bassman’s Politiku

bold untouchable
implacable impartial
honor code of Death

It’s Finality.
The whistle blows but no cheers
- must be a tie game.

The war was over.
A state of peace was declared
on the State of Mind.

Irene Gravina’s Politiku

West End hot brick walks
Hit your bare feet as you ran
Into the cool Charles

No sense to be made
Down on the grass by your grave
Green bug on my wrist

Thirteen red petals
Fallen like you and a plaque
BRONZE STAR KOREA

In the meeting house
People have space to gather
And speak openly

Tavern floor awash
With hard cider all night
At dawn dew splashed with blood

Gun across his knee
The metal cast Minuteman
Rests.  His job is done.

Our flags rim this Green
People wander in to see
Kids playing Frisbee

Musket to musket
Farmers met waves of Redcoats
As Americans

Peter Orvetti
’s Politiku

Thousands of lost souls
Fallen soldiers, orphaned young
For rights we squander

Mathilde’s Politiku

On May 4th, ever
silence, two minutes
for ALL Dutch who died.

Richard Speier’s Politiku

Ten thousand troops killed.
Honor. One million plain folks
killed in crossfires. What?

(The soldiers who die in the service to their country
deserve honor. But, typically, a war results in 10 to 100 times as
many civilian deaths as soldier deaths. During and shortly after a
war, civilians perish from crossfires — and from the deliberate or
accidental targeting of populations, from genocide, from disease, and
from starvation. Why isn’t there a holiday to remember them?)

Susanna Speier’s Politiku

Tomb of the Unknown
shoes that shine, that tap, that click
Beltway kids, watching…

To view Memorial Day Politiku as a featured Huffington Post Living selection  click here.

For coverage on Obama’s visit to Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day Ceremony, click here.

TombOfTheUnknown

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Inauguration Day Haikus


Haiku time again!
Politi-ku — my new hybrid
Form and content merge

Haiku 101

Links to earlier Politikus on this blog

Her whiskers sensed winds of change.Embir’s Pre-Inauguration Day Politiku
(Guest post from barack-haiku.com)

Lincoln’s Iron Horse
Ease through winter burgs and fields
Roll to victory

s000z’s Inauguration Day Politiku
Kee-hap is purring
Her whiskers feel the wind blow
Inaugurate change

Jennie Livingston’s* Inauguration Day Politiku
Wind chill in the teens
Huddled masses waiting for
Some new source of heat

Daniel Nester’s Inauguration Day Politiku
“Set aside childish
things”—does that mean Maureen Dowd
is out of a job?

Don Bassman’s Inauguration Day Politiku
In a single day
the hand of the president
overruled the king

Tanya Elder’s* Inauguration Day Politiku
See of people living, breathing, being, at last free of tyranny.

Pete Orvetti’s* Inauguration Day Politikus
I swear solemnly
Word order doesn’t mean much
When you are The One

Hope, change, Yes We Can
Port-A-Potties everywhere
Change-Fest on the Mall

Nope, we didn’t go
Someday my sons will be mad
Crowds and change scare me

Yo Yo Oba-Ma
And the Queen of Soul
Wish I had her hat

J. Holtham’s* Inauguration Day Politiku
early
dark then light
cold cold cold
crowds crowds crowds
long lines
LONG LINES
sea of people
history

Adam Sadowsky’s Inauguration Day Politiku
Forces stacked against
And yet character prevails
Winter blows in CHANGE

Jason Rosenbaum’s Inauguration Day Politiku
Barack Obama
President of the U.S.
Con Law Prof makes good!

Donald Lee’s Inauguration Day Politiku
Occasional Poem
Dulls This Historic Moment
Did She Facebook O?

Ken Urban’s* Inauguration Day Politiku
happy happy day
obama michelle joe jill
still more work ahead

s000z’s Post-Inauguration Day Politiku
Guantanomo closed
dignity reclaims its pen
humanity triumphs

* Was in Washington, D.C. for the event.

Winds of Change

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Uncle Don

I’ve decided to dedicate an entire blog post to my prolific Palin haiku post contributor; my uncle, Donald Bassman.  My Grandma, Lillian Bassman Dank, a Lithuanian immigrant, embraced the English language subsequent to her arrival in the United States, through her love of poetry.  As my mom and Don were growing up, Bubby would recite her favorite verses from Longfellow, Poe, Dickenson and Frost.  Although Don hasn’t, to my knowledge, written poetry before these haikus, he moves through the world in a way I perceive to be gentle and poetic in and of itself.  His proclaimed goal: 1,000 haikus by the time of the election.  Whether or not the goal is achieved, I’m guessing there’s a good chance he’ll end up w/ more Palin haikus under his belt than any other individual writing on the topic.  His contributions have integrated so fluidly into his daily routine, he has actually expressed some concern as to what will happen subsequent to the Election.  Being confident in Obama anticipated victory,  I’ve already promised Don new topics.  In addition to writing haikus, my uncle is a landscaper, organic farmer, and history buff.  He lives on the outskirts of Seattle.

Sarah Palin Haikus

Palintology

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Palintology

Relevant Posts:

Short story about my afternoon w/ SP
Haiku Originations
Sarah Palin Haikus
Censorship?

As the Sarah Palin Haiku Collection continues to proliferate, I’ve noticed a serendipitous chronology forming.  The shock stage: exploitive sound-bytish slams of WTF.  Then action –my friend Sarah Sims calling for donations to Planned Parenthood in Palin’s name and now, finally, the more reflexive, meta-historical phase, ushered in my Uncle Don, the autodidactic history buff.

Uncle Don’s recent contribution was so outta my league that I had to request contextual clarification.  I am consequently providing the commentary as an autonomous blog post.  If my Wordpress skills prove technically ept enough, I might even fig out a way to link this to that.  In the case that the in wins over the ept—here’s the haiku again:

tipped canoe got tiled
old Zachary was filled more
and what about abe?

Okay.  So, this is the explanation I asked Don to send:

Dear Susanna,

The first 3 presidents to die in office were William Henry Harrison (”Tippecanoe”), Zachary Taylor, and Abraham Lincoln.

“Tippecanoe” gained his sobriquet fighting the great Indian Chief Tecumseh, and the generals famous campaign slogan was “Tippecanoe and Tyler too” -
Tyler being his VP candidate, and apparently one of our worst subsequent Presidents.

Harrison caught cold at his inauguration, refusing to wear a
coat in a cold rain, and died a month later.

Zachary Tyler, whom I admire, was I think a model for U. S. Grant, who
served under him in the Mexican War. He died after about 16 months in
office, purportedly after eating a bowl of cherries with milk. There
is unconfirmed speculation that he was poisoned. His VP, Fillmore, was
again a president of very low caliber.

Abe (Lincoln) is the great, enigmatic icon of American ideals. His VP,
Andrew Johnson, is difficult to assess due to the turbulence of the times.
He was nearly impeached and kept his office by only a margin of 1 vote.

Regards, your uncle Don

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Sarah Palin Haikus

Links to Relevant Posts:

Palintology
Short Story About My Afternoon w/ SP

Haiku Originations

Censorship?

This is a forum
for connecting to the now
Sarah is our muse
Wanna write haiku?
Click “comments,” and submit reply
So easy!  Who knew?

Sam Teigen’s Haikus
Experience talk
Palin in comparison
straight talk gone crooked

Big state Alaska
Takes a lot of area,
Big resume gap

Straight talk impulses
Executive branch gamble
Hardly country first

Peter Orvetti’s Haikus
Go-go boots, big hair
Miss Congeniality
Darwin is a lie

She came from nowhere
Veep and grandma in a week
Moose burgers for all!

Debate coming soon
Biden my time till I see
Palin to compare

Nancy and Richard’s Haiku 11/2
Palin is wailin’
We hope she goes a sailin’
Tuesday to Russia!
Haikus from the Editor:  In Response to David Sa****e’s Palin Haikus Posted 10/29

Well, I posted them.
Because I hate censorship.
But I will respond:

Savage!  Barbaric!
Harsh on “retard kid?”  That’s sick!
“Joe Sixpack,” that’s fine.

But, “hooker spy”
What the fuck is that about?
She isn’t either!

David Sa****e’s Haikus

Is it troubling Nascar Dad
and Joe Sixpack
Masterbate to you?

If I shotgunned her
and hung her hide on my wall
am I elitist?

From the snow they sent
a hooker spy with retard.
Eskimo power!

s000z’s Haikus
To Sarah:
Creationist freak!
Don’t take antibiotics
seriously, don’t!

Try to understand
“Theory of Evolution”
ain’t conjecture, babe.

Use the library
and I mean, sit there and read,
creationist freak!!

(I still love AK
Palin wont take that away
It’s such a big state)

To The New York Times:
Hate to defend her
but wardrobe budget attacks?
Biden has his ties!

Don Bassman’s Haikus

Governor Palin Haiku #001
Against your allure,
in normal circumstances,
I have no defense.

Governor Palin Haiku #002
tipped canoe got tiled
old zachary was filled more
and what about abe?

Governor Palin Haiku #003
Metamorphasize
if the mantle of power
ever covers you

Governor Palin Haiku #004
Wonderful Haiku
the rough words conveniently
take a proper form

Governor Palin Haiku #005
echolailiaech
olailiaecholailia
What was that you said?

Governor Palin Haiku #006
one for me and you
one for my associates
one for the devil

Governor Palin Haiku #007
Nixons right-hand heirs -
environment pollution
taints what it touches

Governor Palin Haiku #008
Opportunity
wafts through our nations spirit
like a garden rose

Governor Palin Haiku #009a
just like an old hen
I lay one egg every day
Bok Bok cluck old hen

Governor Palin Haiku #009
come down Buck-a-roo
leaves of grass lay all around
many years have passed

Governor Palin Haiku #010
Marx stirred on the news
the continental divide
had split asunder

Governor Palin Haiku #011
The train to nowhere
sped past the station on time
her blue lights flashing

Governor Palin Haiku #012
the stag was wounded
blood trickled from his nostril
onto the white snow

Governor Palin Haiku #013
the dealer was sharp
the deck was stacked against me
the dice were loaded

Governor Palin Haiku #014
Can I have a loan?
Your personal profile sucks.
Sorry too risky.

Governor Palin Haiku #015
many leagues we traveled
our sleek ship followed the breeze
the wrong direction

Governor Palin Haiku #016
monopolist wire
connects through vital lifelines
back to the king’s house

Governor Palin Haiku #017
The magic forest
could not be found so I wept
in the gloomy shade

Governor Palin Haiku #018
John is my hero
Barack my lamp joe my sage
Sarah is my muse

Governor Palin Haiku #019
Foreign policy
without decency is like
Justice without teeth

Governor Palin Haiku #020
my fascination
exceeds my appalation
for reasons unknown

Governor Palin Haiku #021
What brilliant flower
will manufacture the seeds
of its destruction?

Governor Palin Haiku #022
The M4 chattered
Mother and daughter perished
in each others arms

Governor Palin Haiku #023
Wall Street gave 3 cheers
The defender was brought low
Let the good times roll

Governor Palin Haiku #024
The wild-eyed stallion
bucked and plunged maddened with fear
by the riders spurs

Governor Palin Haiku #025
Nobody could see
the force of chain reaction
would unleash a bomb

Governor Palin Haiku #026
my feeder is frail
the cows dine at the table
a circle of peace

Governor Palin Haiku #027
Gently the boat tossed
The Orca reconsidered
” - not now - bad PR”

Governor Palin Haiku #028

It’s Finality.
The whistle blows but no cheers
- must be a tie game.

Governor Palin Haiku #029
8 grey years gone by
its a stumble, not a fall
in the words of abe

Special Guest Haiku, by Jack Kerouac
Hitch hiked a thousand
miles and brought
You wine

Scott’s Haikus

Love that you had the same idea as my friends and I.   From our own site:

vapid vacuous
you are a neurotoxin
now no more talking

(my friend erin’s - genius)
pit bull with lipstick
there’s a word for lady dogs
if the lipstick fits…

lo’ pregnant daughter
why don’t you put your gun down
practice what you preach

Thomas Huynh’s Haikus

Fundamentalist
Fine in church but not in state
Founding Fathers roll

Why drill baby drill
When you have God’s plan: Iraq
Pray for that Palin

Support earmarks then
Somehow Palin forgot that
“Thanks but no thanks,” riiight

Written collaboratively by, Kelly Cooney, Damona Resnick-Hoffman and Susanna Speier

A deep thought about
Sarah Palin.  It is tough.
Post it on the blog.

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